Kimberly Kane is a pornographer, she has a load of fans, and a heavier load of gas, Kimberly Crystal

Kimberly Kane is a pornographer, she has a load of fans, and a heavier load of gas, Kimberly Crystal Methane Candy Kane, gimme a taste, sweet mommy Kane, we can make go like this: orale pues, take off that hillbilly dress, this vato loco part Italiano, not ravioli, but spic coli ham, lean and uncut, who gives a butt fuck when she’ll only bust my one good nut, it’s all about the tongue to anal fuck, my face you know you wanna slap with fumes, high five? no, low five, back door open, air it all out, baby doll, I’m a back door man, going to work, gonna clean me some fine, fine, super fine ass, full of premium gas, what, white trash don’t go premium? Sure she does, gonna hear her V-8 purr, her Ford floor board pipes humming and cumming carbon cum, baby I can’t wait to clean her whistle, and hear her boss tunes blow in the wind, as for this Dick’s dick, it’s not of great importance my bat has a role in the game, but if you want a meat that works it like a rhythm stick, not off time and clumsy like a Dancing fool Drew, and want darker meat uncut, unlike the usual ones in girl pink, tiny and skinless, that kind that never makes a girl drew, only boo, and let’s not forget my longer than you and yours, took the blue ribbon at last year’s county fair, home grown peppers 2017, my red pepper drew the attention of my usual celebrity following and fan base, Man Neato Big One Nation, Susan Sarandon, the Spears women, all three, Paris and a very pregnant Nicky Hilton, who by the way was the first of my groupies to find her way to my backstage room, and equally so, I got my pass to her backstage door, and did I mention a very pregnant Nicky Hilton? Also the original 3 Charmed girls, the event’s photographer Terry Richardson and date Sasha Grey, and a bevy of Hollywood’s best porno players, makers and shakers, Jessie Andrews, Bobbi Starr, Mark Spiegler, Dana DeArmond, Alexis Texas, Trina Michaels, Flower Tucci, Lexi Belle, Bailey Jay and the ghost of Amber Rayne, fake Belladonna, Juelz Ventura, Rodney Moore, Andy San Dimas, and Sarah Van “god damn farts smella good to this” Fella. Act now Miss Kimberly Kane for half off and two for one deals, you are sure to find out what your sweet loving fart has been missing all these years.