Just think sweetie, not that long ago seeing a woman bounce her boobs like this would have made you

Just think sweetie, not that long ago seeing a woman bounce her boobs like this would have made you get all excited! But now it just makes you hungry because you know it means you’re about to get breastfed!

Oh my God, was that your tummy rumbling? Hahaha! You really are just a big baby now, aren’t you? Unless… Uh-oh… Mommy knows that face! It looks like I was wrong. That wasn’t your tummy. That rumbling was your body getting ready to make a boom-boom in your diaper!

Hahaha! I never get tired of seeing my baby boyfriend squat down and fill his pants like a big dumb two-year-old! Taking you to the regression clinic to make you permanently incontinent was the best thing I ever did! Well, it looks like someone’s made lots of room in his tum-tum for his Mommy’s milk. It’s time for your afternoon feeding, little guy. Mommy will change that stinky diaper later!