Surprise! Hi cutie! I decided to wait for you outside the regression clinic. I wanted to tell you th

Surprise! Hi cutie! I decided to wait for you outside the regression clinic. I wanted to tell you that I was the one who submitted the complaint to HR about your “problematic masculinity” and recommended you be sent away for forced diaper dependency and babyish characteristics training.

Awww, does that cute little scowl mean you’re mad at me? You look so adorable! I know you’re upset that your adulthood has been taken away permanently, but from the moment I saw you strutting around the office like such a tough guy, I knew that you belonged in diapers. And I just had to be your Mommy! You’re such a handsome little guy, after all.

Uh-oh! Looks like someone’s throwing a widdle tantwum! It’s good that I’ll never have to worry about you getting violent. All that hypnosis training had made it so all you can do is pout and huff and stomp your little feet, hasn’t it? That’s so precious! I’ll let you throw your silly little public temper tantrum, sweetie, just because I think it’s cute. But after that it will be time to take Mommy’s hand and head home to start your new life as an adult toddler!