submitted by @depmodeVivienne: You’re not giving this outfit away to the charity sale, darling

submitted by @depmode

Vivienne: You’re not giving this outfit away to the charity sale, darling. This is the best looking outfit you own.
Inquisitor: You’re right. I still look damn good in this thing.
Vivienne: Well, I don’t know about damn good. That particular design does tend to accentuate your behind while simultaneously diminishing your cleavage.
Inquisitor: First you tell me this is my prettiest outfit, then you tell me I don’t look very good in it. Now which one is the truth?
Vivienne: Both.