Just kidding, I know I can’t buy extinct marine reptiles in a pet store, do you think I’m stupid?. I’ll get mine fom a shelter for abandoned pliosaurs. Those guys need our help.
Don’t buy. Adopt.
Ideally, the pliosaur has been fostered in a home environment similar to your own if you have small children or pets. The home study for adopting a pet pliosaur is very vigorous. And if you do decide to buy a purebred, make sure you do your research and not buy your pliosaur from a guppy mill.
That’s good advice!, thank you!, but don’t worry: my pliosaur will have all the small children she could eat.