Adam: I want this to be over. I’m so fucking tired of being sick…if this surgery do

Adam: I want this to be over. I’m so fucking tired of being sick…if this surgery doesn’t work, that’s it – [crying] I’ve never been to fucking Canada or told a girl I love her…it sounds stupid.
Katherine: No. It doesn’t.
Adam: I’m sorry I was such an asshole.
Katherine: I was the asshole. I was so totally unprepared - for you. This job is really hard. If I fuck up, I could ruin someone’s whole life.
Adam: I guess we’re both beginners at this.
Katherine: [smiles] Yeah.
Adam: What were you doing when I called? Were you on Facebook?
Katherine: You know… umm… stalking my ex-boyfriend actually isn’t the only thing I do in my free time.
Adam: I wish you were my girlfriend.
Katherine: Girlfriends can be nice. You just had a bad one.
Adam: Yeah, but I bet you’d be a good one.
- 50/50, Will Reiser (2011)