“Geez buddy you look a little down. You look like you could use a drink. Me? yeah, I&r

“Geez buddy you look a little down. You look like you could use a drink. Me? yeah, I’m the new bartender, glad to meet'cha.  What’s that? Women problems? tell me about it! Women are nothin’ but trouble. Believe me, I know.  But still, you know what they say, ‘can’t live with 'em, can’t live without 'em’ am I right?  So what’s the problem? Shiny Suits and thigh-high socks? Geez that’s a new one on me. And I’ve heard them all. But don’t worry. I’m sure things will work out for the best. They always do…!”