When the new Management took over the Company, changes were put in place.  Not all of them unwe

When the new Management took over the Company, changes were put in place.  Not all of them unwelcome. For example, the dress code was changed yet the employees were excited to find out that their pay had increased to account for this, as well as vouchers for visits to the new Salon nearby. What Company actually pays for you to get a relaxing Salon treatment during your workday?  A Company that cares for you.

 Another change was the installation of an office-wide communication and information system with speakers placed throughout the building.  This allowed for important announcements to be broadcast to all employees as well as news reports and relaxing musical selections all day long.  Everyone particularly enjoyed the musical selections finding them very pleasant to listen to and actually helping them focus on their tasks and making them more productive… 

Furthermore…what? Oh, that… yes…that particular chime signals it is time for all employees to freshen their makeup… After all, proper employees must project the right image at all times…don’t you agree?  Of course.  Just  a bit of lipstick now…that’s right…feel it smoothly glide over your lips…swirling around your mouth…  Proper employees must have their hair, clothing and makeup just so…isn’t that right?  

And you DO want to be a Proper employee

don’t you?

For a Company that cares…

for you