misterlucian: Are you a Fool, or Fool-Oriented Person? The time has come. You may now order your ver

misterlucian:

Are you a Fool, or Fool-Oriented Person?

The time has come. You may now order your very own Fool from my fair hand, in exchange for money. I will extract your references and notions of what is important about your Target, and Enfoolenate them, in the cod-Medieval style that I’ve honed to a razor edge over the last few months. Samples of what you can expect are above. 

Here is the order form.  I require from you two References, and three Aspects (which could be an interest, a favourite pet, a musical instrument - anything you feel might be important to include), and anything between £45 and £70, depending on your generosity to me, a gay wizard who lives in a swamp.  Send your payment via Paypal first, making sure to be clear about your name and email address, so I can keep track.

Gifting season is nearly upon us.  What better than to pay a wizard to non-consensually Enfoolenate your nemesis, lover or boss? You will receive your Fool in RGB and CMYK for both internet bragging and printing, if you should so desire. Resultant Fool will be emailed to you in a contact-free environment so as to minimise exposure to the Pox.

Fools Commissions will remain open until I am bored of drawing Fools. Thank you for your support and interest. I love you. My shop is here if you would rather buy something else from me, andmy Patreon is here if you would like to support me another way. Thank you.

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Thank you for your Fools Commissions! I have basically infinite capacity as this is my job I guess, so get into it. Turnaround is 2 weeks, but probably faster depending on whether commissions come in one at a time or a big ol’ heap