HOW AMAZING IS THIS PROMPT this really should be a modern day AU, but I’m sorry that I hav

HOW AMAZING IS THIS PROMPT this really should be a modern day AU, but I’m sorry that I have a bad tendency to rely on anachronisms for extra humor value :’(

The same thing always happens at the hairdresser’s, cries Enjolras. How can I help them understand that I am not an enemy to industry? It is not my fault that my physical form is rendered flawless by the metaphor coursing through my veins!

…Okay you know what, says Joly, utterly fed up, just, like… don’t go to the dentist then, whatever…