I had to include a screenshot of the askbox prompt that led to this because ITS TERSE GENIUS COULD N

I had to include a screenshot of the askbox prompt that led to this because ITS TERSE GENIUS COULD NOT BE PARAPHRASED godddd anon it made me laugh so much ;__;

So here are six Combefeyrac pickup lines, and one… thing… that works the other way round. I don’t know if this is Combeferre pretending to be Courfeyrac, or Courfeyrac pretending to be Combeferre, or their tragic genetic hybrid love child, but whoever it is, he is probably the majority shareholder in Origami Condoms