greggorysshocktheater: Mark Cardigan (Vincent Price): [Preparing to go out and rescue Dan Milner] No

greggorysshocktheater:

Mark Cardigan (Vincent Price): [Preparing to go out and rescue Dan Milner] Now might I drink hot blood and do such bitter business the earth would quake to look upon. 

Helen Cardigan: [Rolling eyes] ‘Hamlet’ again… 

Gerald Hobson: Mark, this is no time for histrionics. 

Mark Cardigan: [Scoffing] What fools ye mortals be. 

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Dan Milner (Robert Mitchum): I’m too young to die. How about you? 

Mark Cardigan: Too well-known. 

Dan Milner: Well, if you do get killed, I’ll make sure you get a first-rate funeral in Hollywood, at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre. 

Mark Cardigan: I’ve already had it. My last picture died there. 

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Mark Cardigan: I must rid all the seas of pirates. 

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Mark Cardigan: [the rescue boat he was “commanding” has sunk beneath him] Now would I give a thousand furlongs of sea for an acre of barren ground.