photo by Jane Kelynack | MY TUMBLR BLOG |Rock love. Rocks never get any credit. They are one of the

photo by Jane Kelynack|MY TUMBLR BLOG|

Rock love. Rocks never get any credit. They are one of the best things on earth. They are always there. If you lose one you can always just go outside and get another one. You don’t have to buy it dinner or open the door for it or talk about it’s feelings. They are super available.

They also USUALLY never hurt you (we’ll have a totally difference conversation during a meteor storm). They never move unless you push them really hard and you can use them to build houses, monuments, statues etc.

They are also great photography subjects because they never move. They won’t start twitching or have to pee every ten minutes. You can always expect them to behave like a rock.

You won’t wake up one day and be like “Omg that rock just got me pregnant, now I’m gonna have to take it to court and force it to pay child support.” No, because they have no legs or joints…, or any sort of consciousness. Here’s to you rocks, you totally rock :)