The world’s first truly adult colouring book W/ FREE PACK OF BLACK CRAYONS.
Embrace the eternal nothingness by decorating over 20 bleak images (and a handful of stereotypically joyful ones) with the colour of your own unshakeable misery.
Scenes include: A sewage plant A burnt out car The vast emptiness of the universe Cumbernauld … and many more
A perfect Xmas gift to emotionally cripple the curmudgeons in your life.