jakesheadwarning: There is a diamond mountain and it takes an hour to climb it, an hour to go

jakesheadwarning:

There is a diamond mountain and it takes an hour to climb it, an hour to go around it, and an hour to go down into it. Every hundred years a little bird comes and sharpens its beak on it, and when the entire mountain is chiseled away, the first second of eternity will have passed.