Pekingeses are little Chinese dogs. They’re also called lion dogs, but come on. Who are yo

Pekingeses are little Chinese dogs. They’re also called lion dogs, but come on. Who are you trying to fool, China? You know these dogs don’t look like lions. They look like sad caterpillars. Seriously, I have never seen a pekingese that looked happy. Also like half the time I see them I don’t immediately know which end is the head, and that’s kind of a deal breaker for me. I need to know which end is going to bite me and which end is going to ruin my carpet without having to think.