Turkey vultures are known for having bald red heads and bad posture. They’re bald for the

Turkey vultures are known for having bald red heads and bad posture. They’re bald for the same reason you can see in one nostril and out the other: because otherwise it would just make such a mess when they ate. People think that vultures are gross because they eat carrion, but I don’t really have a problem with that. Somebody’s got to take care of that business, am I right? But what I DO have a problem with is how they fly. Vultures don’t circle like that because they’re scoping out a sweet piece of highway meat, they do it because they’re able to catch thermal updrafts, and thermal updrafts go in circles. When vultures are flying, they don’t have to work at ALL. They just hang there! Right now, while I’m sitting in a chair with my elbows on a desk so that I don’t have to expend as much energy as it takes to lift my own fucking arms, I’m working harder than a vulture in flight. THAT IS NOT FAIR. This shit is exhausting.