Geladas are sort of baboons. They’re the only monkeys that are full on grazers, so why are

Geladas are sort of baboons. They’re the only monkeys that are full on grazers, so why are they so scary looking? God damn it gelada you’re a motherfucking vegetarian. STOP TERRIFYING ME. But their diet is one of the reasons they got terrifying in the first place. Just like how humans have boobies to make up for the fact that you can’t see their butts too good, geladas have graphic and disturbing bright red, hairless, hourglass shaped markings on their chests. That’s because they just scoot around on their butts eating grass all the time, and there’s no point in having a swollen red sexual characteristic where no one can see it. But the worst thing about them is that god awful LIP FLIP thing they do where they turn their fucking faces inside out. Jesus fucking Christ! WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO EXIST? I wish I was DEAD.