I recently played the Ezio trilogy for the first time and through AC II and Brotherhood, I was like:

I recently played the Ezio trilogy for the first time and through AC II and Brotherhood, I was like: “What’s the thing with Ezio? Why do people love him so much and want to suck his cock?"…

…I understand now. When I first saw Revelations!Ezio, I was on that hype train immediately. Gods, I would love him to pin me down on a bed, whispering dirty words into my ear while his silver beard tickles my cheek and his thrusts make me scream his name so often I won’t ever forget!

Confession [@naveala]