5 YEARS LATERI was gonna redraw [let’s call her Eleanor Jo Jean from 2016] to, y'know, sho

5 YEARS LATER

I was gonna redraw [let’s call her Eleanor Jo Jean from 2016] to, y'know, show how my “art” has “improved” over the last five years, but then I thought, wouldn’t it be more interesting [fun for me] to see what she’s up to this year?

Turns out that her hair has grown a bit, she done got herself one of those tacky barbwire tattoos and a fancy porcelain hand, she’s slightly happier and THIS December 11th, she’s taking a trip down memory lane, through the lonely desert of her past, to feed that awful sexy Santa ‘fit to the washing machine that ate our Christmas tree back in 2006.

You see, Jean, like me, feels, at times, “as much use as the rotary phone we keep on the floor to keep the door closed” but we’re trying to get better, her and I, and, in someways, slowly, we are.

Thanks for helping me get through 2021, with the likes and the occasional comments and whatnot.

It is Saturday. I am trying my best.