i love aziraphale’s dumb little reading glasses. should angels need glasses to read? presumably not! you’d think they could miracle their eyes to 20/20! but every possibility for their existence is good
1. he thinks they’re cool
2. he thinks eccentric bookshop owners should wear glasses
3. he’s just gotten so used to humans who look his age needing glasses to read that he brought it on himself
4. this body has always had bad eyes. for whatever reason, they decided to hand out a far sighted angelic host, and aziraphale just dealt with it for 5000 years until someone invented glasses
5. he can’t let crowley have all the glasses wearing fun
