New Disneyland Attraction Will Allow Guests to Literally Piss on Walt Disney’s GraveJust in ti

New Disneyland Attraction Will Allow Guests to Literally Piss on Walt Disney’s Grave

Just in time for the 2017-2018 season, Disneyland Resort in Anaheim, CA has announced a new attraction that will, quite literally, allow resort guests to piss on the grave of Disney founder and namesake Walt Disney. 

Usually a coveted practice reserved for solely for Disney’s corporate officials and creative heads, the experience of unleashing one’s excrement onto the remains of one of the greatest men of the 20th century will now be available to all resort guests by the spring of 2017.

“What we are trying to do is make the activity more accessible to more people,” says Walt Disney Parks and Resorts Chairman/actual James Bond villain Bob Chapek. “We have given guests a taste of this experience in the past, erasing the ‘Walt’ from the ‘Disney’ logo, but this attract offers groundbreaking immersion into the pissing act itself.”

The attraction, slated to open in March 2017, will be located on the remains of the soon-to-be-demolished Sleeping Beauty Castle.(x).