[Gold plated, hard enamel, 50mm/2” tall, double clutch]
Why, of course it works! For the low, low price of $19.99 and just the smallest, tiniest bit of your soul, I’d be happy to sell!*
Part 1/3 of the Hong Kong Apothecary series (coming soon!). A bottle of the stuff that cures what ails ya, and comes free with a slithery little friend that’s highly adept at whispering into all the right ears.
At long last, this is ready for purchase!
(*it’s not actually 20 dollars, that’s just fun flavour text)