“How’s it going down there, short stuff?”“You have until the count of three

“How’s it going down there, short stuff?”

“You have until the count of three before I peck both your shins, nut breath.”

So I bought the Banjo and Kazooie plush, very adorable, but uh. I was surprised how small they are! Especially compared to the Conker plush! Kazooie is so small I’m scared I’m going to lose her, so she might stay full time in Banjo’s backpack.

I thought this was so funny that I decided to draw them real quick interacting at this size. Conker would be delighted to be tallest and get payback at all the times Kazooie was mean to him. In mine and @polarpace ‘s AU, Kazooie is actually the tallest!