She was hungry, and a quick snack before she left for the store would insure that she didn&rsquo

She was hungry, and a quick snack before she left for the store would insure that she didn’t splurge and buy half the grocery store from hunger. Sadly there were no bananas, but she did have that box of Hee-Haws. A friend had said they tasted great, and the small chocolate & cream cakes did smell wonderful. The taste of moist chocolate cake, and a slightly sweet and salty cream filling danced on her tongue. “Damn, those are even better than they look!” she exclaimed with excitement to herself. She grabbed her keys, and a second Hee-Haw, walking out the door and getting into her car.

The Drive to the store was distracting, she felt even hungrier having eaten the two cakes and wished she had a third, or some grass…‘Wait… did I just think about eating grass? weird’ she mused, itching at her ears and shifting uncomfortably in her seat, feeling as if an area above her butt was being pinched. She reached the nearby store and got out her grocery list, lost in thought trying to remember the one thing she may have left off the list, oblivious to the people gawking and snickering at the furry ears and swaying donkey tail that occasionally lifted her skirt.