schadenfreezers: HOLY SHIT IT’S A BOOK NOW Huge news, Tumblr friends. We tricked a publisher i

schadenfreezers:

HOLY SHIT IT’S A BOOK NOW

Huge news, Tumblr friends. We tricked a publisher into making our mean popsicles into a real life book. AND we were lucky enough to get comedy god Anthony Jeselnik to write the forward. PRE-ORDER IT HERE and you’ll be masturbating to it by June 1. It’s only 10 bucks. What a world!

We’ll have it.