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You wanted to see me, Jen?

“Yes! I saw on the budget you appropriated a lot of money recently for developing something called a ‘Reality Altering Device’. What’s that all about?”

Oh! The R.A.D.! Yeah, that’s something I’ve been developing for a while. But it’s just now starting to really work well.

“But what does it do?”

Well, it based on the theory of the multi-verse. According to that theory, everything that could possibly happen has happened somewhere in the multiverse. For instance, in some universe you might have been some obnoxious, overweight white guy who gained your position as my boss by taking credit for my work.

“That seems rather implausible, but I suppose in multiple universes anything is possible.”

Indeed. But such a universe would suck. So that’s the genius of the R.A.D.. You can pick and choose from any of a multiplicity of possibilities and find the one that you prefer. Then you just swap out some aspect of the other universe with the equivalent aspect of our universe using quantum entanglement. So, going back to the boss example, the R.A.D. could trade out the fat obnoxious idea-stealing white guy for the hot Asian chick with the exhibitionist streak who is proud to have slept her way to the top. You could even swap out tobacco being a potent carcinogen in one universe with a version that’s a potent aphrodisiac in another universe. All sorts of possibilities, really.

“Huh. Well I guess if tobacco was a carcinogen that would be really useful. Are you working on some actual, practice applications we could profit from?”

Actually, I was thinking there is probably a universe out there where our company holds the patent to the home boobjob kit. That could do nice things to our stock value.

“Oooo! Jen likey! You get on that as soon as we’re done!”

Done with what, Jen?

“Done with fucking, of course! You didn’t really think I called you to talk about a budget item, did you? God, I thought you were supposed to be some sort of genius!”

Well, I’m smarter at physics than at biology. But I’m willing to learn!