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there’s a special place in my heart for tabloids that are straight up slander

It all makes sense now… Iron Man and Spiderman both have the same last name…….

the proof is out there

Rhodes tells all is my absolute fave part bci love the idea of rhodey eating a pizza on the couch in avengers tower, taking revenge on tony for screwing with his suit, TMZ on speaker, going: ‘ya, the kid’s his son [chewing] who’s the mother? [more chewing] uhhh black widow [chewing] they’re both spiders, you see. [taking a sip from his soda] why it didn’t work out? well, tony cheated on her with uhhh [steve walks in, waves at rhodey] with captain america. yeah it was very bad for team morale.’ 

As much as I dislike gossip rags, if I lived in the MCU I would be a regular subscriber of super hero tabloids.

OH GOD THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!!

• Pictures of Thor with headlines like, “Is it a hair piece???” “Secret to Thor’s eternal youth revealed!”
• Cryptid photos of Bruce Banner in disguise, where the tabloids make fun of his fashion sense because he’s wearing stretch pants, sunglasses, and socks with sandals.
• “ANT-MAN’S TROUBLED PAST REVEALED IN NEW TELL-ALL ARTICLE!!!”
• “Black Widow seen with Hawkeye! What does Tony Stark have to say about this?”
• And entire spread about Bucky looking like shit, and preposterous rumors of him being in drug rehab.
• Head lines talking about Cap’s ass.
• Debates about which Avenger is the sexiest between Tony, Cap, and Thor.
• “"He’s adopted.”“ Thor tells all about the man who almost destroyed New York.”
• Harley is seen with Tony and Spiderman and the tabloids LOSE THEIR MARBLES .
• Nick Fury is responsible for most of the stupid rumors.

Guys you have to check out @mediavengers it’s an entire blog of this stuff

Bucky is also a solid source of completely inaccurate information for TMZ, even about himself. “Yah, dude hasn’t washed his hair in two weeks.”

And the dirt he has on Steven G. Rogers. Anytime Steve even remotely annoys him, Bucky calls TMZ - has them on fucking speed dial - whips out his phone directly in front of Steve and just spills. “Steve has underwear with Hawkeye’s symbol on them. Have fun.”

“Ido not!” Steve protests loudly.

“Eh,” Bucky waves him off. “That’s what photoshop is for.”