I feel so betrayed by Klavier’s. I can envision a whole series of Klavier valentines with no allusions to penis.
heyyy! to be completely honest with you: i made these when i was 13. i was having a really hard time coming up with some of the puns (case in point: the gumshoe, lang, sebastian, manfred ones)– english isn’t my first language. the thing is i really wanted to include klavier, so i used the only shitty line i could think of XD
i would actually like to redeem myself this year with a few new ones (valentine’s is just around the corner!!!), but feel free to make contributions to the post… the more the better. it’d be great to see your ideas