smallofshame: Ideas For Small Penis Humiliation Tell one of your girlfriends. Let him know, but do n

smallofshame:

Ideas For Small Penis Humiliation

1. Tell one of your girlfriends. Let him know, but do not tell him which one.
   
2. Watch porn with him and talk about how big every guy is.
   
3. Wonder out loud how big his friends are.
   
4. Give his penis an unflattering nickname e.g. shorty, tiny, clit, Pin dick, maggot cock, baby dick, pee wee or Minnie
   
5. When your teasing excites him and he cums too early, make fun of that too.
   
6. Make you google what women think of small penises, you will get a whole ton of results on forums and blogs that have women all laughing at and insulting men with little stubs.
   
7. Hold her forefinger and thumb barely an inch apart she will hold them up to let you see how small the gap is and how small your penis is. Squinting and laughing with one eye closed, she will make you look at it and leave you in no uncertain terms that you fail to measure up
   
8. Hints about how small you are  in as many conversation as possible.
   
9. Measure it against small objects like baby carrots, biro lids, AAA batteries, chips, fries your pinkie or anything else that’s small and thin, she will make you hold it against your stub to illustrate just how small it actually is and then she will laugh her head off as these tiny objects dwarf that excuse for a cock.
   
10. Knowing you have a small penis is one thing but to ACTUALLY know just how small? Making you hold a ruler against it and then marking the tiny between the edge and where your tip reached. 1 inch? 2? MAYBE 3? Whatever it is, you better believe you’ll get ruthlessly cock mocked for it
    
11. Wiggle her pinkie finger at you is perhaps one of the most humiliating gestures any woman can make to a guy. Clenching her fist and smiling as she holds her hand close to her face and mockingly wiggles her pinkie at you. 
12. Tie a ribbon around it, maybe a nice pink one for effect?
    
13. Have you tell her how small it is, having to admit to this gorgeous woman just how small it is will be an incredibly cruel thing for her to force you to do. Which is, of course, why she will make you do it! 
    
14. Rub ice water on it to make it even smaller while she laughs. To make it shrivel so it is even smaller and she can then ridicule you about it being even tinier and asking how that is even possible. 
    
15. Compare your penis to her previous partners or lovers, no one likes to know how much bigger an exes dick was but you will be forced to hear in gruesome detail, inch by inch, just how much better and bigger they were than you. 
    
16. Compare your penis to a dildo, holding up a 10-inch rubber dildo, she will show where your penis reaches and highlight exactly how much more cock there is on it than you have. Also, she will comment on how much thicker it is.
    
17. Make you grow your pubic hair so it’s hidden. No woman deserves to have to see that….thing……..so she will make you grow your pubes out so it stays hidden. 
    
18. Make you shave your pubes to expose its lack of size. Make you shave bald so it is highlighted just how small it is. Pubes can give a false sense of size so being naked and shaved will make it obvious and plainer to see just what size it actually is.
    
19. Recall all the women who laughed or refused to sleep with you, the experience of a woman laughing at your penis or picking up her bag and leaving when she sees it is hard enough but instead of you pushing the image away, she will make you recount, in agonizing detail, each and every experience you had.
    
20. Take a picture and post it online, Everyone who visits her blog should know what a tiny penis you have. The whole world has access to see that extra belly button you have.
    
21. The toilet roll holder test - if it fits in a toilet roll then it’s not thick enough. If it doesn’t come out the other end, its not long enough. You and she both know you don’t even come close but she will still make you do it anyway just so she can laugh at it.
    
22. Sit Down To Pee, real men stand up to pee. Little dick losers like you need to sit down because it can’t even stretch out of the zipper in your pants so the piss dribbles down your trousers so drop your pants and sit down like a good girl to pee. Extremely humiliating and very emasculating.