Him: Okay, I’m on the site…mmm… so many to choose from… Maaa’aaaam,

Him:Okay, I’m on the site…mmm… so many to choose from… Maaa’aaaam, do you think I’m sort of an alpha German Shepard pup? Or more of a fearless, growly Doberman pup?

Her:Mmm. Y’know, I’ve always seen you as something more cute and fluffy…Do they have a Pomeranian hood?

Him: …