“Thomas? I have a question for you.” >Yes, Professor Sugartits? What is i

“Thomas? I have a question for you.”

>Yes, Professor Sugartits? What is it?

“Last week when you were asking about the alternative reality hypothesis, was there a particular reason for that?”

>Just a little side project I’ve been working on in my spare time. Why do you ask?

“It’s just, well, I keep having this strange feeling that something has changed, but I can’t put my finger on it…”

>That’s odd. Have you tried sucking dick?

“No, I haven’t. Do you think it will help?”

>It usually does. You know how women are…

“Yes, we are all pretty much obsessed with it, aren’t we? I guess it makes sense that, given that I haven’t sucked any in a few hours, I’d start to feel like something wasn’t right. Do you think I could suck yours?”

>i suppose it’s the least I could do, given how much you’ve helped me in the past, Professor Sugartits.