feraligatr:feraligatr:feraligatr: ıt has come to my attention that both washroom and kelsey’s

feraligatr:

feraligatr:

feraligatr:

ıt has come to my attention that both washroom and kelsey’s are canadian terms and that is the reason this post didnt reach a wider audience

ok attempt number #2 for my american followers: 

 me: i need to use the Bathroom 

 waiter: baby you at an applebee’s, shit anywhere

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Australian translation:

Me: I need to use the toilet

Employee: mate this is Endagine Macca’s, shit anywhere.