themanwhowouldbefruit:QUICK QUICK i have GOT to look like im not flunking out of my hetero-normative

themanwhowouldbefruit:

QUICK QUICK i have GOTto look like im not flunking out of my hetero-normative apple pie lifestyle UHHHHHH hi honey!!!! just out here in the garage playing with my ummmmm….UMMMM….my…..

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