indelibleevidence: Jeller Deleted Scene 2 - 3x01Kurt: Wait, wait! There’s a big misunderstandi

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Jeller Deleted Scene 2 - 3x01

Kurt: Wait, wait! There’s a big misunderstanding.

Customs Guy:Silencio.‘I’m told there’s been rain in Brazil. You said this. Yes?

Jane: Well, is it a crime to discuss the weather in other countries?

Customs Guy: Three days ago, we discovered one of our customs officers was working with the CIA. After some conversation, he told us several phrases that American terrorists might use to attempt to cross our borders.

Kurt: We don’t know anything about that.

Customs Guy: (throws torture instruments on table and starts unwrapping them) Who do you work for? And what are you doing here?

Kurt: We’re ecotourists. We’re here to see the rainforests.

Customs Guy:(advancing on Kurt with a scary swirly tool) Who do you work for? And what are you doing here?

Kurt:(eye perilously close to being poked out) Please. We’re ecotourists. Only here to see the rainforests.

Jane:(yells something in Spanish)

Customs Guards:(all gasping/looking intimidated)

Customs Guy:(says something in Spanish to the other guards, who all leave the room) You know Alejandro Calderon?

Jane: He owes me a favour. I’d hate for you to be it.

Customs Guy:(backs away from Kurt and begins to leave) Excuse me. I need to make a call.

Jane: I bet you do.

Kurt:Who is Alejandro Calderon?

Jane: Someone you don’t want on your bad side if you live in South America. (reacting to Kurt’s expression) Relax, I told him I was married. I’ve been on the run for almost two years, Kurt. I’ve met a lot of people.