“But, Stan–” <door latches> “–I got you some ext

“But, Stan–” <door latches> “–I got you some extra hand lotion for when you go have private time like this!”

<muffled grunts>

“I guess I should just go give Tina in 3-B your present then?  I’ll have to show her how to use it!”

<grunts grow louder>