“Ugh dude, I don’t feel so good.”“Yeah well I told you not t

“Ugh dude, I don’t feel so good.”

“Yeah well I told you not to eat that twink before we left!”

“I know man, but he was flirting with me and he smelt so good….I just couldn’t help myself.”

“Jeez dude….look, if you’re gonna throw up, make sure it’s over the side. I don’t wanna be cleaning half-digested twink off my boat for the rest of the day.”

“Maybe if you rubbed my belly it would help me digest him quicker?”

“…..no.”

“Bitch.”