armchair-factotum:henstomper: totallynotagentphilcoulson: sturmtruppen: ellis-dee: This guy raise

armchair-factotum:

henstomper:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

sturmtruppen:

ellis-dee:

This guy raised an abandoned moose calf with his Horses, and believe it or not, he has trained it for lumber removal and other hauling tasks. Given the 2,000 pounds of robust muscle, and the splayed, grippy hooves, he claims it is the best work animal he has. He says the secret to keeping the moose around is a sweet salt lick, although, during the rut he disappears for a couple of weeks, but always comes home….
Impressive !! MINNESOTA CLYDESDALE

why are moose so terrifyingly large

Because they’re pretty much legit surviving Ice Age megafauna and almost everything was bigger back then

his moose leaves for a few weeks to Fuck

Vacation days

Huh, that documentary about the Russian mose milk farm, kostroma moose farm, those moose also just fucked as they desired.