It might seem a bad idea to cram 15 lbs of sweating tit into a skintight latex dress. But fashion is

It might seem a bad idea to cram 15 lbs of sweating tit into a skintight latex dress. But fashion is a harsh Mistress and plastic is more popular than ever. Though, naturally, changes had to be made.

First the release valves—consider all the cream and lubricants, pheromone-laden sweat, and other more exotic fluids churned out endlessly by her boobs in their endeavour to create just the right environment to hold and torment a cock. And then on top of that you have whichever lotions, massage oils, and perfumes she decided to drizzle 4over her breasts that morning. The excess slowly dripping down deeper into her cleavage with each rub of tit against tit as she bounces and jiggles about her day until finally these fluids join her natural ones, pooling in the warm darkness beneath her boobs.

Without a literal release valve, her breasts would be left to swim and swelter in their own sexual fluids. With a valve, these spurts and secretions become someone else’s problem—as they should be, as far as she’s concerned.

And then there’s the zippers, their use obvious enough. For when a girl gets a little too hot under the collar and just needs that emergency escape. Positioned haphazardly anywhere she might want to release some boob, because she grew too hot and excited and wants to feel some cool air on her tits, or perhaps because she because she grew too hot and excited and wants to play with her nipples, or maybe for no other reason except she feels like getting her boobs out.

And finally, not pictured, is the customary warning label, carefully affixed to the chest of each rubber dress and then just as carelessly ripped away after purchase, barely ever read:

“Before airing breasts, please ensure the vicinity is clear of men and other weak-willed people”.