Happy birthday, @to-the-starkcave! I hope you feel sufficiently bad for making me rewatch the Jö

Happy birthday, @to-the-starkcave! I hope you feel sufficiently bad for making me rewatch the Jötun parts of Thor for reference, causing me to have a resurgence of feelings about bb!Loki, as if I didn’t have enough of those. Shame on you. I hope frost giants crash your party and steal your cake.

Tony is in Jötunheimr for one of two reasons: either he snuck in to get something he needed for his inventions, or he was banished from Asgard for rocking the red cape too hard and upstaging the crown prince. Either way, he took the wrong exit off the Bifrost interstate and found himself in some blue dude’s backyard. Naturally, they engaged in a gentlemanly bout of asskicking, which did not go as planned.

Tony’s impression:
I thought Jötuns were supposed to be big, haha baby frost giant wait shit he’s kicking my ass

Loki’s impression:
Foolish Asgardian, you will regret the day you wait shit nobody told me these things were contagious no no abort abort abort

All in all, a most successful meet cute.