lizluvscupcakes:its-the-sa: blobbynfriends:Another hair story. Stay strong y'all fkdjdhdsfk literal

lizluvscupcakes:

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blobbynfriends:

Another hair story. Stay strong y'all

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me, every time: no, listen, i want to look boyish. i am asking for a boy’s haircut specifically because I want to look boyish. i want you to cut my hair boyishly, like you would cut the hair of a person who is a boy, in order to emphasize their boyness.

them, every time: Ohhh, you mean like

a pixie cut?

I do not know how to cut hair. But if anyone needs it I’ll find a pair of clippers and help you. How hard can it be?

I go to a Great Clips or whatever and tell them I want a 2 in the sides and a 4 on top. The lady who works there has been cutting hair for a million years, and she shrugs and says, “Ok.”