jennythepirate:whitepeopletwitter:A letter from John Steinbeck to Marilyn Monroe *cracks knuckles* I
A letter from John Steinbeck to Marilyn Monroe
*cracks knuckles* I present to you, one transcript
April 28, 1955
Dear Marilyn,
In my whole experience I have never knowns anyone to ask for an autograph for himself. It is always for a child or an ancient aunt, which gets very tiresome, as you know better than I. It is therefore, with a certain nausea that I tell you that I have a nephew-in-law who lives in Austin, Texas, whose name is Jon Atkinson. He has his foot in the door of puberty, but that is only one of his problems. You are the other.
I know that you are not made of celestial ether, but he doesn’t. A suggestion that you have normal functional would shock him deeply and I’m not going to be the one to tell him.
On a recent trip to Texas, my wide made the fatal error of telling Jon that I had met you. He doesn’t really believe it, but his respect for me has gone up even for lying about it.
Now, I get asked for all kinds of silly favours, so I have no hesitation in asking one of you. Would you send him, in my care, a picture of yourself, perhaps in a pensive girlish mood, inscribed to him by name and indicating that you are aware of his existence. He is already your slave. This would make him mine.
If you will do this, I will send you a guest key to the ladies’ entrance of Fort Knox and, furthermore, I will like you very much.
Yours sincerely
John Steinbeck
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