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heartautisms:

eden-the-ace-weeb:

awkward-sunshine-and-rainbows:

twinkgirlboywife:

randomingoftherandomness:

christchex:

dracophile:

teapotsahoy:

fallenangelvictorious:

disregardcanon:

pencilscratchins:

miles “who’s morales” morales’s biggest weakness is the cover story

peter, lying out of his ass: i was, uh, married to his uncle aaron. he just never let you know

Jefferson, later: Do you think Aaron never told us because Peter’s…

Rio: …Tall

Jefferson: I didn’t think Aaron liked … Tall people.

Jefferson: “But listen: Aaron might have married a white boy just to annoy me, specifically. It’s a thing he would do!”

Rio: “I can’t hear you. I’m asleep.  I have a shift in four hours.”

I really wish there was a way Uncle Aaron lived and came back to meet his “husband” at some point now.

Aaron: …Miles…I love you, and I am proud of you…but you are somehow the smartest and dumbest boy I have ever known.

Miles: Says the man who used his big brain to become a criminal when he could’ve been a black Tony Stark with that gear he made. And thought working for the Kingpin, who everyone knows will throw his minions away like tissues, was a good idea!

Peter: He makes a good point, babe, you did kind of mess up first–

Aaron: Call me babe again and see what happens. I’ll whoop you with a collapsed lung.

All I see is “fake marriage au, but it’s also enemies to lovers”

If I ever stop reblogging this post, assume that I have yeeted myself off this mortal coil

Miles: Peter I think we can stop pretending you’re gay, my parents already know I’m Spider-Man.

Peter: Who said anything about pretending?

Miles: What! You can’t do that! You’re supposed to be Spider-Man, not my gay uncle.

Peter: Well congrats kid! Now I’m Spider-Man AND your gay uncle

I’ve reblogged this before but im reblogging it again because i literally love this

This is everything I have ever loved

[Image description:

Three panels of a comic of Miles Morales, his parents and Peter B. Parker from Spider-Man: Into the Spider-verse.

The first panel shows Miles and Peter smiling. A speech bubble from outside the frame asks: “Miles, who is that?” Miles points at Peter and his speech bubble says: “Uh, this is my uncle, Peter.” Peter waves at the people outside the frame.

The second panel shifts to show the people asking the question: Miles’ parents, Jefferson and Rio. They are both drawn in their work clothes (cop and nurse uniform, respectively). They appear confused and somewhat incredulous. Jefferson’s speech bubble just says: “…” Rio’s speech bubble says: “What?”

The third panel shifts back to show Miles’ face up close now. He is smiling tightly out of apprehension. Text above his head reads: “Shit.” He is sweating now.

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