“The Adventures Alex, Boy Princess”Appearing to all as just an average schoolboy, little

“The Adventures Alex, Boy Princess”

Appearing to all as just an average schoolboy, little did anyone know, that every time he went to sleep, he found himself in a magical land. A land where he was it’s princess, and he was of such beauty, that all in the land were in awe…. apart from those which envied him… the women which would be his nemesis, and compete for the prince charming that he would fall so madly in love with.

Watch as Alex struggles to live two lives which constantly threat to bleed into one another. Adventures such as Alex learning the dangers of napping at school, and awaking in the real world in his princess dress, so narrowly escaping another near miss of his friends finding out (running in a princess dress would be quite the learning curve!). That is, apart from his life long best friend, the girl who lives next door. 

Adventures, such as Alex, to his horror, admitting to himself, not only that he may actually like being a princess, but in the end, would he rather choose to remain a princess in the magical land forever? 

Adventures such as his mortification (and his best friend’s delight!) in finding himself falling for prince charming, a man! And him increasingly loosing interest in the cool pretty girls at school which hitherto so occupied his desires, and to his horror, finding himself grossed out by the Playboy magazines his friends liked to look at.

Adventures, such as the school bully finding out Alex really is a fairy (an actual princess!), and manages to gain entry into the magical world. Watch as alex endeavors to find him and to turn him into a frog!

Adventures such as the emergence of a new rival, who’s beauty rivals Alex’s legitimacy to the throne. Where his prinecesshood hinges on a challenge of who is the fairest and elegant lady. Of who has the true heart of a princess!

Adventures such as Alex’s “Ten Tasks In The Maze Of Homoeroticism”, where is blindfolded, he must guess correctly, the taste of the liquid emanating out of the member’s of a series of muscular statues. Another legendary task, being the release of the phallus-shaped key, which only can be done by inserting it, all the way into oneself. And finally, “wrestling” with the reanimated ancient muscular and naked guards of the sacred scroll.

This was influenced by a show I watched in my boyhood, “The Odyssey”. If “Alex, The Adventures Of A Boy Princess” really existed, the very idea would have so mortified me, but perhaps even more so, how I couldn’t deny that I would have secretly watched it….. and so wanted to be in the protagonist’s shoes!