“Remus help! This is your fault!” James tried again.
“I didn’t tell you to snog him, Prongs!” Moony snapped back.
“TRUE. Technically, you didn’t. You didn’t say ‘don’t snog Regulus,’ you just said not to hit on him. WHICH I DIDN’T! So maybe protect me a little here please?” James floundered for excuses. Remus debated it for a moment - hopefully that please did itself justice and saved James’ life.
“Snogging most definitely falls under flirting,” Remus decided educationally. All his friends were assholes, honestly. After tonight, James was going to start hanging out with Hufflepuffs.