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sexyykikpics: tomchamberland: Heh.  Seems reasonable.  I’ve never even actually had a picture submissexyykikpics: tomchamberland: Heh.  Seems reasonable.  I’ve never even actually had a picture submis

sexyykikpics:

tomchamberland:

Heh.  Seems reasonable.  I’ve never even actually had a picture submission, come to think of it. 


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clearfitgirls: Demi Rose Source: reddit.com
unrealgirlz: Zashia Santiago

unrealgirlz:

Zashia Santiago


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justahumblememefarmer:

lichfucker:

thearchermp3:

please read this story of a man accidentally discovering his wife is the world’s best Tetris player

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“It’s funny,” I told Flewin. “We have an old Nintendo Game Boy floating around the house, and Tetris is the only game we own. My wife will sometimes dig it out to play on airplanes and long car rides. She’s weirdly good at it. She can get 500 or 600 lines, no problem.”

What Flewin said next I will never forget.

“Oh, my!”

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TL;DR on the article

The husband was writing an article on classic video game records, was surprised to find out that holding the Tetris record is a bit of a big deal, and mentions how good his wife is at it.

The guy he’s talking to mentions that the record is 327, way lower than his wifes usual scores of 500-600.

They travel to a tournament, and she goes to do her attempt. Just after she beats 327, and is climbing higher, a judge brings up to the husband that the specific version she’s playing actually has a different record of 545.

She overhears that she needs to beat 500-something, and keeps going, setting the record at 841.

seraphicghost: I finally watched promare - i didn’t realize when i was drawing it but lio just gets seraphicghost: I finally watched promare - i didn’t realize when i was drawing it but lio just gets seraphicghost: I finally watched promare - i didn’t realize when i was drawing it but lio just gets seraphicghost: I finally watched promare - i didn’t realize when i was drawing it but lio just gets seraphicghost: I finally watched promare - i didn’t realize when i was drawing it but lio just gets seraphicghost: I finally watched promare - i didn’t realize when i was drawing it but lio just gets seraphicghost: I finally watched promare - i didn’t realize when i was drawing it but lio just gets seraphicghost: I finally watched promare - i didn’t realize when i was drawing it but lio just gets

seraphicghost:

I finally watched promare - i didn’t realize when i was drawing it but lio just gets progressively more horny 

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#promare    #seraphicghost    #art by op    

hrteacup:

Don’t tag as d*nati*ns and such tags.

Okay, I was able to set up an Amazon wishlist account for things I need and want. Here’s my link if you want to help me out: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/2UA7DOQHGN7XC?ref_=wl_share. If you’re confused about why I need some things, DM me or send an ask. The first-aid kits and such are due to the fact that I get hurt very often, the testosterone is obviously for transition purposes, some clothing is for gender-affirming/passing purposes, the evil eye beads and talismans are due to the fact that I’ve lost many and need to replace some, the watch (which is 99 cents btw) is just for the fact that keeping track of my heart is something that would help me live better. Some are just things that would make me happy and aren’t necessary. It’d be appreciated if you sent me a message or an ask if you got me transition-related stuff, as I don’t want it to get in the wrong hands or seen by family members.

#animals    

birdplushie:

birdplushie:

nothing in any fandom will ever top when the creator of zero escape posted a twitter poll to decide whether or not one of his characters is gay

funniest shit i’ve ever seen

starkeaton:

grox:

grox:

Mr white can you give me a penny so I can use the penny presser

Jesse you’ll need a quarter too. It’s not free jesse

i feel like the internet is giving me a very warped idea of what breaking bad is like

crimewave420:

I. HATE. MORTAL KOMBAT 11.
the Sub Zero player in my discord keeps using slide and telling me “BLOCK WHITE BOY BLOCK”

cowboy:

cowboy:

I’m hacking into your dick and uninstalling your balls

After seeing the general reception I hereby dedicate this post to trans women

pedros:

ᓚᘏᗢ

pawcakes:

slutty brunettes VS celibate blondes

#epic battle    
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sunspotpony:

Dragon Cum

  • Thick And Creamy
  • Burns A Bit On The Way Down
  • You Can Feel It In Your Stomach

If these descriptors don’t make the drink sound worthy of the name “Dragon Cum,” then, well, you’re probably not the same level of Furry Trash that I am. All the same, if you like sweet drinks, are a fan of sipping, or are just a culinary or alcoholic explorer, Dragon Cum may be worth a shot!

It’s pretty straight-forward. 1 part Fireball cinnamon whiskey, paired with one part Hazelnut Coffee Creamer, and you have the most basic variant. You could always mix it up, use a different kind of creamer, say, cinnamon roll, and find yourself perhaps with Red Dragon Cum, or perhaps use Rumchata instead of Coffee Creamer, and find yourself with the exceptionally potent Elder Dragon Cum. Lot of possibilities here, but basically, this is my new favorite drink, I have a new camera, and this is all very silly. Enjoy!


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capsicrew:

jame7t:

your IP adress has been reduced to FOUR. 

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ALIGN CURRENT IP ADDRESS WITH SPECIFIED MULTIPLES.

CALIBRATE IP ADDRESS TO PRIMES.

guiltiest-gear:

Me n the mutuals on our way to reblog the same fucking post over and over again

hipchoice:

ssundiall:

hipchoice:

hipchoice:

hipchoice:

ssundiall:

ssundiall:

ssundiall:

went to the beach. lets just say i understand why “sandy cheeks” is in “bikini bottom”

lol

quite funny lol

why dude

why the fuck is sandy cheeks in bikini bottom.

what do you know that i don’t.

you get “sand” in you “asscrack”

never happened to me. if there was a list of the most disturbing things on the internet you’d be on it.

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