please read this story of a man accidentally discovering his wife is the world’s best Tetris player
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“It’s funny,” I told Flewin. “We have an old Nintendo Game Boy floating around the house, and Tetris is the only game we own. My wife will sometimes dig it out to play on airplanes and long car rides. She’s weirdly good at it. She can get 500 or 600 lines, no problem.”
What Flewin said next I will never forget.
“Oh, my!”
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TL;DR on the article
The husband was writing an article on classic video game records, was surprised to find out that holding the Tetris record is a bit of a big deal, and mentions how good his wife is at it.
The guy he’s talking to mentions that the record is 327, way lower than his wifes usual scores of 500-600.
They travel to a tournament, and she goes to do her attempt. Just after she beats 327, and is climbing higher, a judge brings up to the husband that the specific version she’s playing actually has a different record of 545.
She overhears that she needs to beat 500-something, and keeps going, setting the record at 841.
Don’t tag as d*nati*ns and such tags.
Okay, I was able to set up an Amazon wishlist account for things I need and want. Here’s my link if you want to help me out: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/2UA7DOQHGN7XC?ref_=wl_share. If you’re confused about why I need some things, DM me or send an ask. The first-aid kits and such are due to the fact that I get hurt very often, the testosterone is obviously for transition purposes, some clothing is for gender-affirming/passing purposes, the evil eye beads and talismans are due to the fact that I’ve lost many and need to replace some, the watch (which is 99 cents btw) is just for the fact that keeping track of my heart is something that would help me live better. Some are just things that would make me happy and aren’t necessary. It’d be appreciated if you sent me a message or an ask if you got me transition-related stuff, as I don’t want it to get in the wrong hands or seen by family members.
nothing in any fandom will ever top when the creator of zero escape posted a twitter poll to decide whether or not one of his characters is gay
funniest shit i’ve ever seen
I’m hacking into your dick and uninstalling your balls
After seeing the general reception I hereby dedicate this post to trans women
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slutty brunettes VS celibate blondes
your IP adress has been reduced to FOUR.
–COMMAND–
ALIGN CURRENT IP ADDRESS WITH SPECIFIED MULTIPLES.CALIBRATE IP ADDRESS TO PRIMES.
Me n the mutuals on our way to reblog the same fucking post over and over again
went to the beach. lets just say i understand why “sandy cheeks” is in “bikini bottom”
lol
quite funny lol
why dude
why the fuck is sandy cheeks in bikini bottom.
what do you know that i don’t.
you get “sand” in you “asscrack”
never happened to me. if there was a list of the most disturbing things on the internet you’d be on it.