i type with no punctuation because i want to write sentences so long that people will run out of breath reading it and suffocate
A really nifty book I just picked up today, it’s set up like a textbook detailing the fictional biography of a scientist who dissected and studied various mythological and religious creatures before abruptly vanishing from society in the early 1900’s, the book being mostly composed of Grey’s Anatomy style plates detailing the creatures’ internal anatomy from several different angles.
I HAVE A GREAT NEED.
my friend has this book and I got to look through it and IT IS AMAZING OMG
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annabeth chase is actually literally demisexual okay this is not a freaking headcanon it is CANON the only people shes ever been attracted to are people shes known for years and has been super close with and this is the only thing that matters to me at the moment
I thought this was going to be about how shes only fallen in love with demigods
IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES
you just put every marriage counsellor out of business
i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
yes
pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?
BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM
OHANA MEANS FAMILY
FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND
i really love dragons
dragons are wonderful and should be real
(cries)
IM PRETTY FUCKING REAL
HOLY SHIT AN ACTUAL DRAGON
DAMN FUCKING STRAIGHT
WHAT THE HELL DID I DO?
Guys, I just realized.
We all know The Doctor never wanted to make Amelia Pond wait 12 years for him to return and then another 2 years for him to take her into space and time. For some reason he was late both times.
The first time presumably did involve time travel since he told Amelia he would be back in five minutes. But somehow he ended up twelve years late, and when he got back Amy had just started dating Rory. The second picture had just happened.
The second time shouldn’t have involved time travel at all; he was just flying around the moon. Yet somehow he came back two years late and Amy and Rory were about to get married.
If The Doctor had only been five minutes, Amelia would have gone with him as a child and never even dated Rory. Melody Pond - child of the TARDIS - would never have been born. The TARDIS made Amy wait so that River Song could exist.It’s not just that. The TARDIS has taken the Doctor pretty much everywhere he was NEEDED even if he wanted to go someplace, she always took him to a time when he was needed by the people there.
The TARDIS turned the Doctor into a hero.
Doctor Who isn’t about the heroic Time Lord and his TARDIS. It’s about the heroic TARDIS and her Time Lord.
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US National Anthem in minor key.
Can this be the trailer music for the next dystopian movie?
fucking christ
If our government ever collapsed like in a book or a scary movie I really would love to see this become the national anthem
how come its “you are what you eat”
why can’t it be “you are what you read”
THAT WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER
i don’t know about anyone else but i would much rather be a boy wizard than a piece of broccoli
yer a broccoli harry
DID’YA PUT YOUR NAME IN DA STEAMER HARRY
you must defeat the dark lord Moldemort
That was the last straw I’m deleting my account
when you reblog something risky and dont lose followers
this stays gold omfg
No matter what happened between us, or how long its been since we last talked, I still care, I wanna know you’re doing and feeling. I don’t stalk you but just enough to know you’re okay because you’re still that person I miss and the person who will always be in my heart.
•go to the bathroom to escape
•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch
•dwell on a small awkward for much longer than necessary
•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable
•follow said person way too much
•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious
•faking an illness to get out of a social event
