morbussy:

morbussy:

joshlovesyou:

hegurgurk:

greeble neeble gomble womp??e mfucking worgle smeet huga dorble!!!!

segamascot:

My cat is so funny he want outside but he can’t open the door. You don’t have hands buddy you ain’t leaving

origamicrow:

take a break while watching this little bunny cross your dash

sans-normality:

jonathan: I’m trapped in a horror beyond my comprehension. I’ll be dead in a month. I live in constant terror.

lucy: I got proposed to by a cowboy!!!

bgm05:

The whole “if i played some modern day weird music to a medieval peasant he would die” thing is wrong. The peasant class back then went through so much shit. If old Maynard of Elton heard 100 gecs he would be like “O! what a grieveſome ſong! yet it drowneth out the moaning of the dying cowſ.” and go on his way. now the medieval nobles? most physically fragile people to ever live. half a second of Maroon 5 would have a duke’s son melted in a puddle of viscera on the cobblestone floor.

straycatj:

こふちゃん…くわいとろんぐ なんでございまち

Kofu am quite long!

nikcage:

When the beat drops I think it’s mad at me

straycatj:

Ｊさんはお腹を見せて寝ることは基本的にないのですが…ちょっと珍しい寝相です。

Although Mr. J doesn’t sleep with rolling over style basically, but today rarely we can see his tummywhile he’s sleeping.

himbofisher:

c3po:

she blue on my clues

til i skidoo

shabangles:

shabangles:

i think it’s funny when neurotypical ppl are on their “do something every day that scares you :)” thing bc everything in the world scares me every day including things i already know i like doing

“do something that scares you” well i woke up this morning, and i plan to go to sleep tonight, so the box is already checked off my guy

jewtea:

don’t go in there bro. It’s haunted. an ant died in there

avvocarlo:

funkyness: