just occurred to me that there are adults who’ve never been to a funeral. an incredibly bizarre concept to me
alright folks when did you go to your first funeral? (i was 4)
does anyone remeber that week that i was really into mlb
Life advise . if the bus smells like pee do not sit down never pay for anything you could get for free dont work retail if you value being seen as human always give money to homeless people when u can if youre buying a jacket never settle for fake leather just look for real leather and youll find the right thrift shop eventually make sure to have chapstick with you at all times dont use a public restroom until youve checked to make sure theres toilet paper in the stall with you dont eat out if you cant tip shoplifting from corporations is totally fine and vandalism is also ok Dont get caught always trust ur gut unless your tummy hurts in which case do not trust your gut take an antacid take benadryl when you are itchty but never more than 2 at a time dont get high on benadryl because it sucks Do not get high on any cough syrup with acetaminophen in it if you value your liver do not listen to brendon uries solo work sometimes you should eat a little treat just because youcan. Always dress extravagantly and wear platform shoes if you can. Be nice. ok thats it
SCREAMING AND CRYING RN
WHATS THIS AB NEW HXH…?
me, after indulging in a new obsession so completely i let it consume my every waking moment:
ok but like everyone gets random out-of-blue feelings of overwhelming anxiety about absolutely nothing, but does anyone get random out-of-the-blue feelings of overwhelming excitement about absolutely nothing too??
everything will turn out better than you think it will
*gets an old trauma memory back* sweet. bonus backstory unlocked
I just wanna talk shit in peace ok
im thorsty
He better not fucking have
Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep
well, well, well, if it isn’t the feelings i’ve been trying to avoid