Cooking legs nicely in tights on the beach

Baking nylon feet on hot sand

(i) It would be better if she were in tights (obviously)

(ii) …. oh yes …. how could I forget …. it would would better if she were in her stocking feet.

(iii) …. and (finally), it would be better if those tights were white so she could pretend to be oh so pure.

Such foot control, imagine her feet were around something other than a spoon.